When I Run

Today as I was running I realized a LOT of things ramble through my mind…A LOT. When I was done I was thinking back over these thoughts and some of them made me laugh, some made me think WTH? and some were just observations that spurred other thoughts.

I thought I’d share them with you and narrate my run if you will….wondering if anyone else does the same.

Here we go.

Start (In my neighborhood):

ugh it’s trash day

gross it smells

the elderly people in my neighborhood aren’t friendly

oh great here comes that kid on his little mini pocket rocket bike

where are his parents

I wonder what my parents are doing

(Turning out of my neighborhood onto Scituate Ave)

people really need to slow the Hell down

look at all this litter….what do all of my tax dollars go to…obviously not street cleaning

I hate all of the music on my phone

ugh it’s only been 1.25 miles

red car

blue car

black truck

oooo I like that truck

ohhhhh that’s where my tax dollars go to pay the stupid cop blocking the whole sidewalk and texting

douche

I would be a bad ass cop

FREEZE!!! I said FREEZE!

Yea I should’ve been a cop

(Turning onto Atwood Ave)

the line at Dunkin is always so long

the line at Honey Dew is never long

I want coffee

God I would punch someone for a donut right now

I hate running

—–that thought pretty much repeats for a long time—–

(Turning left onto Elena street)

my perception of distance is WAY off

how is this only 4 miles when I drive it feels like it could be like 8 or 9

the thought of running this 10 mile race TERRIFIES me

let’s be real I’m not gonna run the whole thing

OMG why are there so many hills?

this is a 200+ elevation

how do people get all pumped after running

runner’s high more like runner’s nap

oh look it s the gang of mom’s in mini vans and suv’s meeting at stone hill school

(I wave)

(they ignore me)

dumb bitches

oh thank god I’m almost done

when did my music stop

I think about a lot of random stuff when I have an hour alone in my head

I’m tired

I wish we had a pool

yea we should get a pool

now I’m thirsty

I’M DONE!

So there are my hours worth of random running thoughts? How do you power through a run? What’s your favorite running song? Do you go solo or with a friend?

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12 comments for “When I Run

  1. August 30, 2012 at 10:24 am

    This cracked me up. I have a friend who posts his running thoughts daily on Facebook, I always look forward to them 🙂

  2. July 20, 2012 at 1:22 am

    This is fantastic, I have so many random thoughts too. And I don’t run with music, so it’s just my brain. At the end I somehow always come to ‘I want beer.’

  3. July 15, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    Haha I love this post!!! I do the same exact thing!! Sometimes I tell myself to hush lol because it can get mentally exhausting 😛

  4. Tammy
    July 15, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    This was awesome! Haha! I’m new to running (because I hate it and keep stopping, then have to start ALL over again). But when I DO run, it’s a constant stream of random thoughts. I listen to music, so some thoughts are about the song, or the artist (“were they high when they wrote the lyrics to this song? WTH does that verse even mean?”). I don’t get that runner’s high either. I just feel tired and hungry afterwards.

    Great job on your training!!

  5. July 15, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Fun post… I did one a while back about all the junk thoughts in my head as I run… HOW do you turn it off?

  6. July 14, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    Ha ha! Add in moments of holding your breath and pretending that your not tired or breathing hard when passing other runners and I’d say that’s exactly how it goes for me.

    Especially the ‘I hate running. Why did I think I could do this’ dialogue. Kudos on training for 10!

  7. Amanda N
    July 14, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    I love the post! I think about wicked random things when I run as well. I also like to look at all the houses and yards I pass (and comment on them to myself)

  8. July 14, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    LOL!
    My inside voice sounds just like yours when I run.
    That’s why I do yoga once a week; to shut her up!

  9. Ali
    July 14, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    way too funny! I think my most random thought was when I was running by a house on my route in the morning, and their breakfast smelt AMAZING. I was thinking of how I could quickly become friends and get invited inside for pancakes (and note to self: don’t go running before I eat breakfast!)

    I usually listen to headphones or else I’ll just focus on how much I don’t feel like running. Music distracts me

  10. July 13, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    Oh my gosh, you crack me up! Tis post is so hilarious , I love it because wits so true. I guess I never really notice but I definitely do the same thing. All the time. This is my favorite post that I’ve seen all week. Haha now I wanna do the same thing but I don’t run enough to have that many thoughts I guess although I do the same thing when I walk anyway. Have a great weekend 🙂

  11. Jessie
    July 13, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    I LOVE love this – I wish there was a way to really record my thoughts when I run! My favorite?:
    oh look it s the gang of mom’s in mini vans and suv’s meeting at stone hill school
    (I wave)
    (they ignore me)
    dumb bitches

    I think that everytime I wave or say hi and get NOTHING back from my fellow runners/bikers/walkers, etc.

    Thanks for the laugh this morning!

  12. Lori
    July 13, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    I just recently found your blog. This entry made me laugh out loud. I too have random thoughts go through my mind when I run as well. Unfortunatley I haven’t been running lately. Don’t know why I just stopped. Unmotivated not sure why. I know I just need to do it but…..( excuse, excuse). I may just have to go for a run to listen to all my randomness…

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